1. Georgia, who has not pooped in our house in two months, decided to have diarrhea poop on my parents’ living room carpet. Needless to say, she is on their sh!$ list. Literally.
2. I got hit with a firework for the first time since I have been head pyrotechnician of the Annual Ludeman Fireworks Display. Don’t worry, I am unharmed. I am a little embarrassed, however. I guess I am getting slow in my old age.
3. Our finale firework- Uber Good- definitely lived up to its name. I would even upgrade it to Uber Awesome!