1. There are others who feel as vehemently as I do that leggings are not pants and should not be worn thusly.
2. When my mom went to get her fingerprints done today, they told her she had “teacher fingers.” Apparently, her fingerprints have started to rub off from handling so much paper in her life. So, my new life plan is to teach for 30 years and then become a master art thief.