1. Georgia ate part of a frisbee today and is now emitting a possibly deadly gas.
2. Tonight’s episode of “The New Girl” caused me to laugh out loud a variety of times. Best line of the night: “My checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch.” That sounds weird out of context, but was truly awesome in context.
3. I graded, recorded, and sorted papers for five hours tonight. Now, I can’t turn off my brain and go to sleep. What is wrong with me?!!